The Master Cleanse

irst of all I would like to begin this post by explaining something about me and my mother.

We are goofy and at times spontaneous with our decisions. We usually don't think things through and find ourselves in situations that we are never really fully prepared for. In this case it's with a diet. About a week ago my uncle came to visit from Hawai'i and he mentioned a ten day fast that is called The Master Cleanse. I've heard about it on TV before; one of those extreme diets that celebrities do before a red carpet event.

It's pretty simple. All you have to do is drink some lemonade concoction instead of eating food for ten days. Being that me and my mom are both out of work at the moment (and extremely bored) naturally it sounded like a good idea.

So three days ago we started The Master Cleanse. By the end of the process your body is supposed to be rid of all toxins in its blood stream and in addition to your nice new clean body your get some sort of spiritual triumph of being able to resist the urge of hunger for ten days.

So far we are doing alright. I haven't exactly been hungry but I have definitely been experiencing some coffee withdrawals. Other than that the lemonade/maple syrup drink isn't so bad and really does appease your hunger for the most part. We will see how long this lasts. I'm not exactly sure this is one of our best ideas but we will just have to wait and see.

Wish us luck!


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